Funny things they say!

Jen's been on fire this week. We were giving her a bath on her own instead of with James, and with our full attention, she got her self comfy and lent her chin on her hands and said 'so? Whats the news?' we bifh fell about laughing!

At my sisters house, she was asked what she would like to drink, apple juice she replied; but when my sis said she didn't have any, Jen replied 'maybe go and buy some!'

On asking Isaiah to use his fork instead of his fingers, he replied 'I can't because of my impossible fingers'

Boxing day at my sisters, he was hiding stuffed toys up my sisters jumper and giggling at her 'big' tummy, when she tried to get one up his top it wouldn't fit so she said 'look your tummy's too big, it won't fit' and he replied 'no, it's because of my big willy'

Thats brilliant!

Emma said to Lauren a couple of days ago: shall I put it on your memory card or just on the internet.

You can decide if it's funny or not yourself:

Me: Oliver, could you come here please?
Oliver (in a gruff voice): I'm busy right now, luv!

Sitting in a traffic queue
Oliver: you could get a tank through there!
Me (glaring at DH): *sigh*