Things youve found yourself saying today

That you never thought would come out of your mouth...

To dd 'stop trying to fart on your brothers head'

To ds 'dont put your toothbrush in the potty'

Argh ... One of those days

I feel like I say things like that everyday

"Your brother's winkie is not a toy!"

Please stop touching (insert random item of choice here)

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Best one so far .....

"Riley exactly what are you planning on doing now you've caught Lockie's wee wee in a cup?"

Riley exactly what are you planning on doing now you've caught Lockie's wee wee in a cup?

this should go into some sort of hall of fame. that's hilarious!

I don't get a word in edge ways with Izzy around ! She wouldn't even let me read her a bedtime story she insisted on reading one to me

"No Dottie, the slug doesn't want a kiss!" What can I say, she's affectionate!

I asked my DD1 today: Where did your sisters pooh go?
(DD2 is potty training and just wearing a t-shirt in the garden, I wasn't looking for a second and she decided she had to go on the gras )