It's started . . .

"Mummy... What are these ball things behind my willy?!"

Oliver called them his eggs. He likes sitting on his eggs.

I have all this to come (lol)! X

Lockie (and therefore DAddy) call them 'haggets', I often get asked to look at Lockie's wrinkly haggets

I get told most mornings that 'mummy my willy is stretching'

I get told most mornings that 'mummy my willy is stretching'

Oh this! and the "mummy my doodle is as big as daddy's' normally yelled across the house

oh thank God I don't have a boy

Youngest son was having bare bum time this morning just after his big brother had gone to school. He points to his willy and said "my bobby" (big brothers word not mine), then points in the direction of the school and declares "M's bobby at school"! All said in "serious" voice