Oh my the things they say!! lmao...

I had a bit of a nose bleed, Kieran chose to announce "Mum, have you got a touch of diarrhea"

OMFG kirsty , i nearly just died choking reading that!!!!! Tea is now all up my nose and all over my keyboard!!!! What a FANTASTIC thing to say hahahahaha!!!

these are so good!

the imbaressing things are usually in public toilets for us, maisie shouted 'why have you got a beard on your bum!' embaressing just dosent cut it... but even worse...

she said in a extreamly sympathetic voice (but still very loud!) 'oh... your knickers are just a bit wet arnt they mummy!'
*i am pregnant and these things just cant be helped ocationaly...*

Its worse in the public toilets as she like the ecco sound when you talk, making her do it louder

When I was at the docs today Connor said

'Mummy's wee wee in bottle , not juice' as I gave the doctor a sample. Kid's never miss a thing do they and mine is 20 month's old.

These have all made me howl!!

I had a bit of a nose bleed, Kieran chose to announce "Mum, have you got a touch of diarrhea"

OMFG kirsty , i nearly just died choking reading that!!!!! Tea is now all up my nose and all over my keyboard!!!! What a FANTASTIC thing to say hahahahaha!!!

I now have wine on my dress!!