All I want for Christmas is. (Just for fun)

@sunset I'm really not sure if Father Christmas is a bit tired, but he's sent you this.

@jabberjabber that's awesome, I would happily live there

@Dancing Mum I promised Santa that I would pass on the gifts, but I'm not sure that this is quite what you wanted. Well, it does at least involve a boot and a car...

@docmaggoo - Actually I have no explanation for this. You'll have to take it up with him. Sorry!

@littlesez Right, so it seems that Father Christmas is either very tired or a little tipsy, but Rudolph had to deal with this one.

I'm getting a little concerned about handing out these gifts...

@clothsister I think Santa isn't totally sure what you need, but he's sent this person to help

@Bugglyboo I think Santa has had a cup of coffee and is starting to feel a little better, as this gift does seem at least in keeping with what you asked for

Or an uninterrupted visit to the toilet....

@sim Father Christmas has only one thing to say to that...

Although @sim, he does think that you might like this.